Surprise for Mr Spock

"Captain Kirk has just walked into your quarters naked...
- Illogical. Captain would never...
> PON FARR!!!
- Captain, please, put clothes on"(c)
But even Spock is surprised by this fact...by the first time. And by Kirk's wild ways of courting, which includes a lot of chocolate for his pointy-eared mate.

*The whiskey is Jack Daniels, and that is a trade mark, of course, and it is not mine. Actually, I do not like this whisky *потому что это раскрученный самогон*, but it is often noted with the name of Jim Kirk.
The chocolate is Ritter Sport I bought yesterday. Also TM *пафосный значок*
And Star Trek, of course.
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Только по твою душу выкладывается, ибо я считаю, что это херня. Но желудок МакКоя важнее...